WHAT??

A conversation with my mom went like this,
Mom: If my granddaughter is a replica of her mother, I’ll have an early onset of heart attack
Me: WHAT???
Mom: She’ll be demanding and vain
Me: I have the perfect genes. She’ll be gorgeous and smart.
Mom: If I have a grandson, he’ll probably be a playboy. Sigh…
Me: WHAT?????
Mom: Headache headache…
Me: MOM!!!!
Mom: WHAT? I brought you up. Now I got to prepare for the worst AGAIN….
Me: *fainted*
Unbelievable. Totally unbelievable.